Ze Hamster Cage
|The story of a Canadian girl, a Norwegian pony, and a pair of welding goggles.|
|6-year old:||Mommy, why is that man dressed like a lady?|
|Mother:||That is a lady. She was just born with the wrong body.|
|6-year old:||How did that happen?|
|Mother:||Nobody really knows. But she's working to fix it, and that's what's important.|
|6-year old:||Okay! *runs up to obviously self-conscious woman*|
|6-year old:||Hey! Miss!|
|6-year old:||You look really pretty in your skirt!|
|*Kid skips back to her mom, and literally everyone in the vicinity smiles*|
Last night was the farewell party for Tess and we are all very sad about her leaving us for any amount of time…...
This bitch can’t get enough of the Rockies.
I haven’t even showed you guys my pictures from Jasper. Fofuckssakes.
New live session track - “I Can’t Relax”
Last week’s mythology class took an unexpected political turn. Don’t worry, we kept things civil. Very civil actually....