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The story of a Canadian girl, a Norwegian pony, and a pair of welding goggles. |
This is how I’d play chess
I HAVE NEVER LOVED A VIDEO SO DEARLY
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Fuck! I’m in my twenties! Everyone has that moment—the realization that adulthood has arrived, like a runaway train, and there’s no getting out of its way. In attempt to express the contradictions and anxieties that come with being over-educated, minimally employed, mostly single, and on your own, Emma Koenig has composed this book full of journal entries about being in her 20’s. This book is hysterical and a source of comfort for when you’re feeling like the world is falling apart around you, (basically every time you can’t figure out what the hell you’re doing with your major). I recommend everyone get a copy of this book, it’s less than nine bucks.
Well, damn. Looks like I’ll have to pick this one up.
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So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.
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You need me. We’re connected.
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altair can use his eagle vision to see his targets but can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
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| 6-year old: | Mommy, why is that man dressed like a lady? |
| Mother: | That is a lady. She was just born with the wrong body. |
| 6-year old: | How did that happen? |
| Mother: | Nobody really knows. But she's working to fix it, and that's what's important. |
| 6-year old: | Okay! *runs up to obviously self-conscious woman* |
| 6-year old: | Hey! Miss! |
| Lady: | ...yes? |
| 6-year old: | You look really pretty in your skirt! |
| Lady: | Thank you! |
| *Kid skips back to her mom, and literally everyone in the vicinity smiles* |
Wire Ear Wraps by Alina Iftime
You know what your ears are missing? Guitars. And scorpions. Maybe a sea horse. Basically your ears need to feel like they’re in an 80’s rock video, minus the goblet smashing. You can contact Alina at any of the links below for purchasing inquiries or custom designs.
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